Peppermint vs. Pumpkin Spice

A vicious battle between Starbucks holiday special drinks

 For years now the pumpkin spice latte has had it’s time in the spotlight as the stereotypical basic white girl drink that everyone secretly enjoys. But today I am here to argue that this is wrong.

   The pumpkin spice latte offers a flavor equal to someone boiling pumpkin meat in cow milk for an unreasonably long time before dumping in enough sugar to bury this foul concoction. It is a subpar drink that can only be enjoyed by flavorless monsters.

   Alas I am not only here to bash this abomination, I am here to also offer a solution. The mocha peppermint latte from Starbucks. This pristine, beautiful, bombastic drink with a delicate flavor aimed at pleasing your taste buds in a way you’ve never tasted before.

   I one hundred percent endorse this drink with my whole heart, as well as slandering the pumpkin spice latte from the bottom of my heart. 

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